I have a huge crush on person #1
because she's friendly, easy to talk to, really damn cute, and she has a way of helping me out with things that no one else I've ever met has ever had before.
I have a small crush on person #2
because she's just a total goofball, and not ashamed to let it show.
I have a small crush on person #3
because she's really hot, and because she doesn't bat an eye when I make a bizarre comment to her statements
posts, instead she just rolls with it and plays along.
I have a small crush on person #4
because she's friendly and easy to talk to, and listens to me bitch about my problems even though she can't really help me out with them. I have no idea what she looks like.